[who are you and why are you doing this to him if you can't hear him flustering and blushing over the phone there is something wrong with you.]

N-no! I mean, there are a lot of cute blondes! You could've been talking about some other girl or something...

[... silence. way to completely confirm that, Ed.]

Wait a second. Why the hell am I explaining myself to you?! That's none of your damn business!