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A. » ActionMayfield High School ☼ U.S. History

[So you know what sucks? Being short. Ok, no, not just short, but being an inch tall. That really sucks. Even worse? GETTING TOTED TO SCHOOL INSIDE A PURSE, THAT'S WHAT.

And of course it couldn't even be someone he remotely liked, oh no. It had to be Lust. There he was, trying to sneak out of that stupid house and then before he knew what was happening was shoved in some pocket next to a tube of red lipstick (that he totally transmuted, by the way. Nothing quite like going to fix your makeup and pulling out a tube of bright red crayon.) because she "had to keep him safe".

BULLSHIT. BULL. SHIT.

This was just an excuse to humiliate him and make his life as miserable as possible. So far? Mission accomplished. This tiny alchemist has never been tinier and it looks like his temper shrank to match his size. Which, if you're curious and decide to measure, actually isn't even an inch. In fact, the top of that one piece of hair that sticks up doesn't quite reach that mark.

People shrink and somehow he's smaller than all of them. WHAT IS HIS LIFE?

Anyway. To those lucky students who happen to have Lust as teacher for their U.S. history class, they might notice a tiny addition to her desk. There is +1 State Alchemist being used as a paper weight. When graded papers are handed back out, they might notice that the stamped letters have not been made in a "traditional" way. Oh, no. They're made up of tiny footprints and the bottom of Ed's boots are stained black. Damn ink isn't coming off.
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B. » ActionTeacher's LoungeLunch

[There was no way Lust was going to leave Ed by himself. Too dangerous. What if he fell off the desk? Or someone stepped on him? Or heard him screaming obscenities, thought he was a bug and squished him with a textbook? No, Lust couldn't have that happen.

Instead, she takes her minuscule charge with her to the teacher's lounge for lunch. In front of her is a line of items based on height. The tube of lipstick Ed transmuted is among them and as for Ed himself? Dead last.
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((ooc: responses will be from either Ed, Lust, or both! Just let us know who you want in the tag!))


C. » ActionAround Town - Close to Mayfield HighLate Afternoon/Early Evening

[FREEDOM. He's not sure how it happened, but somehow he managed to get away from Lust and make it outside without getting stepped on. Unfortunately, he didn't get very far before he ran into a problem. There was an ant who apparently marked him as a threat. He was going to have to fight this ant. HE HAD TO FIGHT AN ANT.

Just as it was about to close in on him, Ed claps his hands and touches the ground. Alchemic energy, which from a person of normal height looked a bit like strangely colored, prolonged, especially bright, electric shock, spreads outward towards the ant and a large (to Ed anyway) stone fist erupts from the ground, slams into the ant and sends the bastard flying.
]

TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING LITTLE JACKASS!

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Date: 2011-10-27 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badend-replay.livejournal.com


geh...!!! Wh-what--- Edward?

Date: 2011-10-27 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxuriality.livejournal.com
[ Lust just smirks while she delicately holds a pencil next to Edward to show how amazingly short he is. ]

I've been a little short-handed recently, so I asked him to assist me today. [ Why yes she did subtly insult him twice. ] Too bad Mayfield had other lengthy plans. [ A third one... ]

Date: 2011-10-27 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badend-replay.livejournal.com


mi~i. Is that so? I am sure there are many more useful things he could be doing at that height. However, it is good to know that an eye will be properly kept on him today. Winry and Alphonse would approve.

Date: 2011-10-27 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxuriality.livejournal.com
[ That comments earns a chuckle from inner Lust, but she'll just approve of it anyways.

Furude Rika you are her favorite person at Mayfield right now! ]


He's been helping me stamp my papers today. Mayfield certainly has its ideas of what constitutes of family time. [ even if they are technically related, she'll just briefly quip to him right then and there. ] I'm sure both Winry and Alphonse would approve of my efforts to keep him safe. [ Especially Alphonse B) ]

Isn't that right, Edward? [ Though Rika may not be able to see it, Lust does pull out yet another stack of papers. Agree or continue to be used as a stamp boy |: ]

Date: 2011-10-27 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badend-replay.livejournal.com
mi~i. I am glad to see you having fun time with your Mayfield family. Would you rather that I looked after you, Edward? It is better than you being on the floor. I would have not liked to see you become hurt, sir.

Date: 2011-10-28 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxuriality.livejournal.com
He has fun time with me often. It's part of our very special bond. [ Lust isn't aware of Rika's knowledge on her, but, she does notice Rika's facial changes. She entirely disregards it, because she knows how some humans get. However, there is a slight smile on her face. ]

My apologies, Rika, but Edward has to stay here with me.

Date: 2011-10-29 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badend-replay.livejournal.com
m-miii...



... I-I just want to be sure Edward is safe... I don't want you to be hurt...

Date: 2011-10-29 09:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxuriality.livejournal.com
Edward, what do you think you're doing? Making a poor girl well up with tears because you're yelling at her? If you react like this to the sweetest, most innocent people, who's to stop you from tearing others to shreds when they notice that you're short. [ Edward knows the tone as sarcastic and biting, Rika will now know the tone as comforting and gentle one. ] Now, apologize to the girl for what you've done to her.

Edward will be safe with me, don't worry.

Date: 2011-10-29 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badend-replay.livejournal.com
m-mi...



It is okay. At least you are energetic enough to yell at me, Edward, sir... Is such a thing the case? I will trust Edward to you, then. Don't let him get hurt.

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